I’ve *really* got to stop having sex dreams about my friends.

The best thing about having a godson is I get to buy all kinds of cute stuff like this! I mean LOOK AT IT

The President of the Cincinnati FoP wants an art exhibit shut down because of this painting lol. Skin like tissue paper

Particle trails!
Painting these is a labour of love for me. It's really soothing. I'll be painting some new ones in the coming weeks if anyone would like to get their hands on an original

wagtails.art/particle-trails
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Hey so here is a big cool thing, I've decided to finally start trying to do my art professionally. I've really got stuck in with watercolours and I love painting particle trails. I think if I go easy on my hands and try to motivate myself, a couple of paintings a week might be doable.

I remember telling my former mother to fuck off for telling me as a kid to be realistic, it wouldn't happen. It was that big childhood dream and LMFAO SUCK IT BITCH

Today rocks

Food 

I don’t know who should be more offended, Mexicans or Indians for putting crispy Carnitas with Tarka Dahl.

Ralph, you chose the wrong mind to manifest into. I barely have a grasp of object permanence

Finally got around to adding the Masto app to my Home Screen, so I might use it for once. Clearly I don’t have object permanence, like a bloody toddler. Anyway, here’s some pictures of the Tool gig I went to on Monday.

Writing an essay (on integrating DBT and 12-step into a combined therapeutic approach for those seeking inpatient substance misuse treatment). Autocorrect changed “develop” into “dewlap” and I instantly thought of @sophia’s rabbit Soup.

A Masto app that doesn’t constantly crash or refuses to let me follow people would be quite nice too.

glitterkitten

sparkle sparkle, bitches