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Pride cookie stickers! 

Slowly going through my redbubble shop and updating artworks, so here's a revamped selection of Pride stickers! More will be added v soon.

redbubble.com/people/frazzledb

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Lewder lewds, amazon wishlist 

Hey so pretty much all of my underwear has holes in and the elastic's coming off. Help an enby out by buying something off of this and I'll post more lewds 😏 <3

amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/2M

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I had an iced coffee and my brain has blue-screened. Idk how people function on coffee when I just become a quaking jelly :P`

***FOR FOLLOWERS IN THE UK (PLEASE BOOST IF YOU HAVE UK FOLLOWERS)***
I have a voucher for a free vehicle MOT at a Halfords auto centre to be redeemed before the end of May. It’s of no use to myself or anyone else that I know and it would be a shame to waste it.

The first person to send me a DIRECT/PRIVATE reply will get the voucher and I’ll update this thread publicly to confirm it’s been taken.

Thanks!

Our day has mostly consisted of slowly recovering from having a bath and me cuddling a curled up ball of pain called Tess`

Today got off to a weird start when the chimney dispensed a pigeon into the living room. We got the dog out of the way, opened the patio door and shooed the birb outside.

Today continued weird when this happened again shortly afterwards. Not sure if it was the same pigeon - this one flew around the living room and got itself stuck in a corner.

The dog is very confused that the fireplace has become a pigeon dispenser.

there is something very funny about a bespectacled modest-attire-adjacent mousy lady playing Amazing Grace contemplatively on a harp and then a string breaks and she startles and quietly says "Fuck"

garden spider photo 

This is Jeremy! I'm trying not to be terrified of spiders and leave him be, cos he's a garden spider and it's freezing outside. He hasn't caught any of the aphids on the bedraggled basil plant yet tho.

The snow is now sliding off the roof with a thwump onto the ground lol`

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garden spider photo 

This is Jeremy! I'm trying not to be terrified of spiders and leave him be, cos he's a garden spider and it's freezing outside. He hasn't caught any of the aphids on the bedraggled basil plant yet tho.

It's officially my birthday,

and if you want to contribute to my game/book fund, you're very welcome to throw some money my way via paypal, liberapay or kofi

paypal.me/kinkymal

liberapay.com/maloki

ko-fi.com/maloki

and long-term support is always available on Patreon:
patreon.com/maloki

#HappyBirthday

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