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My trans situation, donation link 

paypal.me/tessoftime

Recently, two big things have happened, my health has improved and I had a moment of gender euphoria.
I saw my femmed up face and it felt like *me*. And it's the first time I have ever felt that.

I need HRT, am progressing on getting a clinic referal, but in the UK those can take years. Any money will help me get on HRT sooner, and smooth my transition out.

My dream is to help someone else have this feeling one day.

Brynn, messaging me: "Whats up, I heard post opening"

Me: ????

Turns out george the cat had got to the packet of dreamies downstairs.

gross, bad smell 

Found some of sister's bf's empty drinks bottles that they have protien shakes in.

Honestly, even empty, nothing smells worse than the inside of one of those. I just don't know how it ends up so bad.

kink adj shitpost 

Force sensitive? Just say sub like a normal person!

Brain: Tired
Me: Sleep?
Brain: No Sleep! Only Tired!

I'm sick of being led on by guys,

always telling me about this great cask of Amontillado they have

Crypto isn't quite the same sort of scam as an MLM. Which is worse because we could end up with Crypto MLMs as the awful hybrid of the two.

@diffractie The two best kinds of dog names are regular people names and also just items like if your dog is named Samuel or Pants, that's equally great IMO

I'm pretty sure at one point she said, in a lower tone "David."

The switch to the full name when annoyed at them.

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A neighbour was calling after their dog who'd wandered into another garden, shouting "Dave! Dave!"

And I just find the idea of a dog called dave hillarious

I know you kids love the multiverse, but do you know who did the first Multi-Verse?

That's right, William Shakespeare

Whenever I rant about "This generation" I am talking specifically about 5G.

Triple X rated means that a winning game of tic tac toe is played.

Do you reckon birds know music is human-made or that they're from mystical birds they've never heard of before besides through a box

I love opponents in starcraft who are like "I can't believe I lost to trash like you". Like rubbing salt in their own wounds.

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sparkle sparkle, bitches