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To destroy capitalism we should simply split every company into a million peices and allow anyone to own them.

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what did the easily impressed guy say about camping 

How and why can me and Brynn only manage 12-13 hours awake. And this is after sleeping for 11-12hrs.

Food, sadness 

Food, sadness 

Food, sadness 

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It's spider season where I say things like:

"Help there's a spider in my sanitary towels!"

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A flying ant fell down my top and got lost in my boobs today. I was very displeased.

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How do you protect the dead? 

The three words you least want to hear:

Inventory is full.

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selfies, EC, boosts +++, flirty caption 

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I think I need to make this room cooler. I think that was it.

I have lost track of what I was doing over 10 times in the last X minutes and I don't know how many minutes because I lost track of time as well.

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international enby day 

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glitterkitten

sparkle sparkle, bitches