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fun fact: i was the very first account on mastodon

My brain, forgetting what the word Transgressive means:

"Err, like, aggressively trans?"

A lot of people say you should try and do things even if you think you can't. But every time I've avoided something because I couldn't do it, I never did it! That vindicates my approach.

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whispering a shitpost into my swede seeds, posting it to the worldwide web of root systems and mycorrhizal networks

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My friend Kat got this for her birthday and we're still laughing. Lewd implied.

Hello yes may I order about 8lbs of baby please?

I would do the BDSM test but I'm a bit tied up right now.

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Cannibalism is the middleground between Capitalism and Communism.

Shout out to everyone who had a breakdown in their twenties and now doesn't know how old they are or what day it is.

Jesus fuck I thought I was 27 and I'm not I'm 26.

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me, explaining mastodon: so you know how people post terrible garbage? its like that but you have the option not to see it, but you still choose to see it anyways because you have no self control

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angry brooko story Show more

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got my D&D group to start calling nat 20s "Big Naturals"

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sparkle sparkle, bitches