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Tess  

donation link 

Set up a gofundme so we can try and get a wheelchair for Brynn, because the pain is bad and they are way too cooped up now.

gofundme.com/f/get-brynn-a-whe

(Under my deadname/legal name to be on the safe side.)

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Tess  

Life, corona, negative, but some optimism 

Things got a little bit tougher, my mum, who we both depend on a lot has had their income reduced further, due to corona stuff.
I did talk to her a lot today, and it's clear now how much she hides and puts a brave face on, doesn't want to bother anyone else with. So, though it's rough, I'm hoping to be able to do stuff to help her now, because there was so much she is so scared and overwhelmed by and just didn't say anything about.

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Help, money ask, love to you all 

So, yeah, check in with people you look up to and seem like they have their shit together, because they might not :P And it seems like sometimes people need more push to open up.

If you want to help us directly, I now have a cashapp:
£diffractie
and my usual paypal
paypal.me/tessoftime

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My trans situation, donation link 

paypal.me/tessoftime

Recently, two big things have happened, my health has improved and I had a moment of gender euphoria.
I saw my femmed up face and it felt like *me*. And it's the first time I have ever felt that.

I need HRT, am progressing on getting a clinic referal, but in the UK those can take years. Any money will help me get on HRT sooner, and smooth my transition out.

My dream is to help someone else have this feeling one day.

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assthetic

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bryn and/or rowan ​:bryn:​  

bad 

my pussy is gridlocked

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Tess  

Crossposting? no i'm always in a good mood when i post

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This is a joke.

No-one is in a good mood on this site.

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Crossposting? no i'm always in a good mood when i post

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.bmp stands for.BliMP

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Andrew  

I should not be allowed on Discord.

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stinky bastard man  

if i hear any dick jokes i Will accuse u of having the spagety penor

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babe caller  

we all know the government can see you when you use google, but did you know the government can't see you when you use bing? that's where i go to google 'massive fannies'

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The amazo Azo  

the "every statistical fun fact is based on an outlier" fun fact isn't actually true. Outliers georg, who lives in a cave and is a statistical outlier in 10000 ways every day is an outlier and shouldn't have been counted

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t8 :high_quality:  

okay, the equinox has come and gone. time to take in the big harvest.

... we're going to need more olive oil.

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hanny  

here's a little picture i drew a week or so ago hello

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stinky bastard man  

i may or may not have knitted a tail warmer for a cat who had his tail shaved for an operation. accusations are unfounded at this stage

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the hottest girl on mastodon  

it is on preorder now for $240, anyone wanna be my daddy 🥺 lmao jk but not really but really just kidding. mostly

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gray - femboy extraordinaire  

financial assistance :((( 

i hate to do this again but rent is almost due and i still haven’t been able to work because of bad mental health and now i’m physically ill so that’s going to delay any sort of work by another couple of days. im trying to find a job if anyone knows anyone who needs remote work done i can uh,,,, type really fast i guess lol. feel free to dm me if you have any job related things!! i’m in the process of applying for financial assistance from the state but i haven’t had the time or energy to fill out the application yet. :(((

please help me

paypal.me/grayhauff

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Violet :heart_trans: Ⓐ ☭  

*on tour with the man who predicted the rise of wind power*

here I am
on the road again
there I am
on the stage
here I go
playing star again
there I go
turbine sage

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Quiet Avery :sparkles_trans:  

Wine Label 

Like the high brow vineyard connoisseur I am, I buy wine based entirely on how much I like the label.
Case in point,

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stinky bastard man  

@diffractie horse divorce

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Moo the Chaos Goblin :moo:  

magicians, lewd, poss cursed 

Just thinking of a magician pulling silk hankies out of a vag or arse like you would from a hat

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Ed  

This is about gfsw and I'm the honourable young man

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