Pinned toot

donation link 

Set up a gofundme so we can try and get a wheelchair for Brynn, because the pain is bad and they are way too cooped up now.

gofundme.com/f/get-brynn-a-whe

(Under my deadname/legal name to be on the safe side.)

Pinned toot

Life, corona, negative, but some optimism 

Things got a little bit tougher, my mum, who we both depend on a lot has had their income reduced further, due to corona stuff.
I did talk to her a lot today, and it's clear now how much she hides and puts a brave face on, doesn't want to bother anyone else with. So, though it's rough, I'm hoping to be able to do stuff to help her now, because there was so much she is so scared and overwhelmed by and just didn't say anything about.

Pinned toot

Help, money ask, love to you all 

So, yeah, check in with people you look up to and seem like they have their shit together, because they might not :P And it seems like sometimes people need more push to open up.

If you want to help us directly, I now have a cashapp:
£diffractie
and my usual paypal
paypal.me/tessoftime

Show thread
Pinned toot

My trans situation, donation link 

paypal.me/tessoftime

Recently, two big things have happened, my health has improved and I had a moment of gender euphoria.
I saw my femmed up face and it felt like *me*. And it's the first time I have ever felt that.

I need HRT, am progressing on getting a clinic referal, but in the UK those can take years. Any money will help me get on HRT sooner, and smooth my transition out.

My dream is to help someone else have this feeling one day.

Tess boosted
Tess boosted
Tess boosted

Crossposting? no i'm always in a good mood when i post

This is a joke.

No-one is in a good mood on this site.

Show thread

Crossposting? no i'm always in a good mood when i post

Tess boosted
Tess boosted

if i hear any dick jokes i Will accuse u of having the spagety penor

Show thread
Tess boosted

we all know the government can see you when you use google, but did you know the government can't see you when you use bing? that's where i go to google 'massive fannies'

Tess boosted

the "every statistical fun fact is based on an outlier" fun fact isn't actually true. Outliers georg, who lives in a cave and is a statistical outlier in 10000 ways every day is an outlier and shouldn't have been counted

Tess boosted

okay, the equinox has come and gone. time to take in the big harvest.

... we're going to need more olive oil.

Tess boosted
Tess boosted

i may or may not have knitted a tail warmer for a cat who had his tail shaved for an operation. accusations are unfounded at this stage

Show thread
Tess boosted

it is on preorder now for $240, anyone wanna be my daddy 🥺 lmao jk but not really but really just kidding. mostly

Show thread
Tess boosted

financial assistance :((( 

i hate to do this again but rent is almost due and i still haven’t been able to work because of bad mental health and now i’m physically ill so that’s going to delay any sort of work by another couple of days. im trying to find a job if anyone knows anyone who needs remote work done i can uh,,,, type really fast i guess lol. feel free to dm me if you have any job related things!! i’m in the process of applying for financial assistance from the state but i haven’t had the time or energy to fill out the application yet. :(((

please help me

paypal.me/grayhauff

Tess boosted

*on tour with the man who predicted the rise of wind power*

here I am
on the road again
there I am
on the stage
here I go
playing star again
there I go
turbine sage

Tess boosted

Wine Label 

Like the high brow vineyard connoisseur I am, I buy wine based entirely on how much I like the label.
Case in point,

Tess boosted
Tess boosted

magicians, lewd, poss cursed 

Just thinking of a magician pulling silk hankies out of a vag or arse like you would from a hat

Tess boosted
Show more
glitterkitten

sparkle sparkle, bitches