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My trans situation, donation link 

Join me for your daily scream 

compusivley refreshing the timeline. needing more toots to sate me. but few are coming.

maybe i need to start a discourse.

i am toreed and everythib i toot feels hillarious to me

hot football commentator husband gives you a red card on the day he divorces you

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Today we have all learned that some content warnings need an "Are you sure?" when you click to open them.

Your periodic reminder that your political activism and plans for a better future should include disabled people, cos not only are you advocating for those disabled now, you'll also be advocating for your future self. People get old; your body is not invincible.

one time i was working in my uni halls kitchen and my friend turned up looking dejected and was like "can i have a cup of tea" and i was like "sure how's work going" and it turned out he'd crashed his laptop trying to download a picture of dickbutt tens of thousands of pixels across

math+physics 

Seriously how great is Elise though?? What a blessing

furlough minimum wage uk question 

@diffractie globox is rayman’s giant inflatable blue minge I will not be taking any further questions

@diffractie TESS I HAVE BEEN THINKING THIS FOR MONTHS BUT HAVENT HAD THE GUTS TO SAY IT

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glitterkitten

sparkle sparkle, bitches