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*slides into DMs*

*keeps sliding*

*Flailing trying to stop*

oh no.

Food 

I don't think I've ever slid into a DM.
What even is the etiquette there?

Maybe I'm just more the type to say "Woah that selfie is hot as fuck" and leave it there. (I really should do this more because theres a lot of hot selfies on here)

*slides into DMs*

*keeps sliding*

*Flailing trying to stop*

oh no.

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who wants to send me money for the new pokemon game

paypal.me/grayhauff

lmfao

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lewd, boundaries shitpost 

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lewd bullshit 

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Drawn by yokofakun on Instagram ♥ (drawn portrait, underwear)

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Nude, boosts+ 

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I'm kinda a butchy femme so I get to pick which hashtag I'm feeling and today it's #FeistyFutchFriday

Boosts +

Image CW: eye contact selfie

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lewd shitpost 

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alc, funny name for a drink 

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@Red A guy next to me on the train tried to flirt with me and then pulled out a photo album and some gum from his rucksack. After he insisted several times that I take a piece of gum he then proceeded to flip through the entire album, describing each and every woman he'd 'conquered'.

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How do snakes not get carpet burn, wiggling across the ground

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No nazis, no swerfs, no terfs, no nazis.