Tess @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk

Well, my motto in life is that there are two sides to every Nando's order.

A short snapshot of how my brain works and is terrible:

Hear the name "Libby"
Thought: "Libby la vida loca".
Consquence: Saying things in the rythmn of "Living la vida loca".

You, an idiot: "Any hot chicks in my area?"

Me, an Intellectual: "Any thermically generous females in this locality?

Hamlet: "To be, or not to be"

Intellisense: "Comparision always resolves as true, did you mean something else?"

A bug's life is my favourite film about unionising to overthrow your capitalist overlords, who demand bigger and bigger profits at the expense of those who create them.

Clout
Existential Doubt

I see now why one of the special infected in left4dead was called the Boomer.

Anyone else with severe/chronic fatigue find that McDonalds, and similar, have an almost medicinal power to them.

One big fear I have is attempting to introduce two people to each other, to find they already do know each other and bitterly hate each other.

Them: Why do you want to be an astronaut?

Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM

@scribblefrog Thank you for the retoot.
My blessings be upon you.