Tess @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk

fun fact: i was the very first account on mastodon

whispering a shitpost into my swede seeds, posting it to the worldwide web of root systems and mycorrhizal networks

My friend Kat got this for her birthday and we're still laughing. Lewd implied.

@scribblefrog @gayalien i now have a calf called A Frog and i love her

Looks like Laurie ate sweetcorn lately

Eat the rich text.

rate my ride: the brocmobile

me, explaining mastodon: so you know how people post terrible garbage? its like that but you have the option not to see it, but you still choose to see it anyways because you have no self control

I had some intense dental surgery and my partner at the time was supposed to pick me up and make sure I got home safely because I was fucked up

he did not pick me up... or answer his phone when called by the dentists (he was my emergency contact)

so i walked my drugged up ass home with great difficulty

anyway when I got home he was setting up a brand new giant Samsung curve tv and asked me why i was late home

THANKS FOR READING

got my D&D group to start calling nat 20s "Big Naturals"