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hell yeah baby, its a whole new day to fuck everything up

Hell yeah, coming along nicely. And I'm getting a math lesson from my husband along the way (I've not learned much since I was 12 and this is proving tough to transpose from the reference)

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@doot the one that came in and politely poked to be like "hey are you done in here?" and then cowered in the corner like "aw geeze hey" is very relatable

Walking into the kitchen in the middle of the night and getting the fright of your life bc you forgot you had your skeleton out 💀

Sorry Gerald

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"recognizing trans people diminishes women" is the same shit as "recognizing LGBT marriages diminishes straight marriages" and hearing it isn't any more convincing this time. Just trying to stoke a fake-ass rivalry between people bigots are terrified of facing as a united front

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its called unreal engine because you simply cant believe its real that they got it to run things

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I'm only just looking through the footage we got last night now and at 3am we had our first customer dispute! Lol @ the one actually chasing after it

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I'm only just looking through the footage we got last night now and at 3am we had our first customer dispute! Lol @ the one actually chasing after it

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This chonker stayed for a whopping 20 minutes and polished off most of what was left

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Did a fair job of cleaning up the place. Top customer, love him

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Had to give himself a foot bath after the long trek across the garden

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Reckon it's time for some hungry hedgepig content

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sparkle sparkle, bitches