Tories once again using the press to announce to the UK, and wider world, that no one will shag them because they're terrible human beings.

There's not much to like about conservatives, but how often they announce this shit in the nationals is just straight up art

@iconography Also the implication that everyone NEEDS TO GIVE A FUCK THAT THEY'RE UNFUCKABLE ..


@moritzheiber haha I know right
Most of the shares are from people mocking the guy so there's that at least

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