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Can never tell with little birds if they're just getting aggy or they're horny. They're such ducks to each other all the time `

OK we probably do deserve it but I am begging any gods listening please no 😭

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The Queen isn't allowed to croak until we get past poppy day, otherwise we're in for a a Brexit uberfest well into the new year and while we're a horrible people even we don't deserve that

hey uk peeps, don't forget to set your cocks back tonight

I've forever got everyone beat on terrifyingly monstrous pumpkin carvings sorry

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sparkle sparkle, bitches