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extremely thrilled with how i spent my afternoon

(full Pigeon Feeding Experience ™ here, it is very calming: )

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hello everybody my name is froggy and i am secretly 12 magpies in a trenchcoat

i have been Accumulating Stuff for many years now, hoarding is kind of a trait in my family and i have definitely inherited it, plus i had a big bad time mental health-wise a few years ago which contributed big-time to my depression nest

anyway i read the marie kondo book and its been really helpful so here is a thread about my progress, and also the cool/weird/gross stuff i have in my room!!!

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Self-harm books - do you want one? Show more

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was talking to my colleague gaynor when the phone rang, and i answered the phone but almost said her name instead of mine, so what i actually said was "good afternoon, gay james speaking"

don’t anger me or i will do the watermelon chant. it’s when i circle you while shouting “watermelon.” you may not perceive this as a major threat but it’s really embarrassing for both of us

i span in circles too much while waiting for the kettle and now im dizzy

look at the loud babies!!!!! ❤️ i'm so thrilled they picked dad's bird box this year

its my birthday. give women of colour your money.

don't know a WoC whose fundraiser you want to donate to, or which organisation to support? then consider donating to Southall Black Sisters, a non-profit which supports WoC in East London in cases of domestic abuse, racism, and religious fundamentalism

[SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES!!] - A Call To Memes Show more

[SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES!!] - A Call To Memes Show more

me, explaining mastodon: so you know how people post terrible garbage? its like that but you have the option not to see it, but you still choose to see it anyways because you have no self control

please stop sending coded messages with instructions leading to a secret dead drop location to my wife

got my D&D group to start calling nat 20s "Big Naturals"

intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

starting a petition to put the nipples back on the bat suit

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sparkle sparkle, bitches