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hello everybody my name is froggy and i am secretly 12 magpies in a trenchcoat

i have been Accumulating Stuff for many years now, hoarding is kind of a trait in my family and i have definitely inherited it, plus i had a big bad time mental health-wise a few years ago which contributed big-time to my depression nest

anyway i read the marie kondo book and its been really helpful so here is a thread about my progress, and also the cool/weird/gross stuff i have in my room!!!

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Self-harm books - do you want one? 

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you’ve heard of cryptids. now get ready

@scribblefrog it's definitely both! there's no doubt in my mind that some of these represented queer relationships and that those relationships have been very widely and perniciously scrubbed from history. I also think it's lovely to look back at a time when platonic male affection and physical contact were both permitted and encouraged and hope that we can restore that

and either case I think the photos are very sweet and they make me happy

thinking about when a friend and i got drunk and he gave me 20 dollars to draw his fursona as the fool

the 588th Night Witches were a squad of russian bomber women who earned their name Nachthexen from the nazis because they would fly by night, turn off their goddamn engines to swoop in their outdated planes (often crop-dusters), whoosh over the target making this amazing sudden "witch's broom" RRSSSSH sound and manually eject bombs on german targets. they sometimes used their chart pencils as eyeliner and did not use radios and minimal metal so they couldn't be detected. No parachutes, no nothin. fuckin' ride or die. Marina Raskova assembled and trained this all-female team of fighters, many of whom were rewarded prestigious medals and in total over thirty thousand missions were completed. Thirty pilots were lost. They were hated and feared by the nazis who would receive high honors if they could actually take down one of the Night Witches and also assumed they had been experimented on so they could see in the dark. uh sorry, douchebags. but the witches are just better than you.

please meet my new husband, 100 year old man from the airport.

strong ai is an impossibility, as any ai would in all likelihood be a nerd, and, thus, fundamentally weak

@VikingWilli Bofu these nuts you old fuck.

Thanks for getting there I didn’t think we were gonna make it.

@Thomas (chuckles) i think you'll find said glyph is, in fact, called an 'octothorp'. you dumbass. you utter buffoon. you ungodly lackwit. you

Also I've decided to interrupt men when I want to talk and just keep powering through it and it's interesting how long they'll keep going thinking that you'll be the one to stop and let them speak

@wintgenstein disney minus: they come to your house and take your dvds

Just wanna say that the jokes I’m telling at this wedding are proof that Mastodon has made me funnier

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No nazis, no swerfs, no terfs, no nazis.