Follow i was lookin for photos of mr blobby to make a spoof tinder account with and Excuse me What the Fuck

honestly franky do u not think that bloby would be able to overpower ur weak human form

thank u for tuning in, my messages are dying down now but i'll update the thread if i get any more good ones. this has been inspired by the Mr Blobby Twitter account, @WorstBlobby, which is absolutely worth following if you are still on that hellsite

@scribblefrog @Jacki @hanny we're about to get a lot of blobbyheads on mastodon

@scribblefrog thank you scribblefrog this has had a real positive impact. You are a hero

@er1n VERY SAME, i have not stopped screaming since this man crossed my path

@scribblefrog I think the worst thing about all of this is that I hear every reply in Blobby’s voice

@scribblefrog this sums up cishet men on the internet just...*chef kiss*

"ok babe you got snapchat"

it's almost too perfect.

@aag @scribblefrog me: I will murder you and your family with burning knives just to see you suffer
cishet men bot: ok babe you got snapchat?

@pbandkate I have been screaming forever since I received this message, what ARE men

@scribblefrog holy cow that is some impressive work right there

@scribblefrog it honestly looks like a great way to vet people for being tedious bastards too

@scribblefrog jumping in again to say that this is probably still the funniest shit anyone here has done

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