oh my GOD
@scribblefrog so youve got your weekend worked out
@vegetablegremlin p much yknow
@demonsthenes13 YES EXACTLY
@scribblefrog there's a guy who is down to match your energy. good sign imo.
@vegetablegremlin he'd fit right in on mastodon
@scribblefrog I am so, so, so grateful you're doing this
@kioskwitch so am i, i'm having the best time
@scribblefrog thank you scribblefrog this has had a real positive impact. You are a hero
@toilet i will enlighten closet blobby fetishists around the globe
@scribblefrog that was all amazing
@scribblefrog i m SCEAMING
@er1n VERY SAME, i have not stopped screaming since this man crossed my path
@scribblefrog this is glorious
@scribblefrog I think the worst thing about all of this is that I hear every reply in Blobby’s voice
Love the two genders: peach and banana
Charlie is a champ
@scribblefrog Dating has really changed
@scribblefrog this sums up cishet men on the internet just...*chef kiss*
"ok babe you got snapchat"
it's almost too perfect.
@scribblefrog this is fantastic
@scribblefrog this is very good, thank you.
@juicebat u are very welcome the planets aligned to bring me this
@scribblefrog This went strangely
@scribblefrog oh my GOD i just actually screamed
@pbandkate I have been screaming forever since I received this message, what ARE men
@scribblefrog literally who the fuck even knows
@scribblefrog Charles is a thirsty boye
@scribblefrog My first online dating profile ever was an OKCupid account called "normul_hoomon" in which I roleplayed a tentacled, flesh eating alien who parroted extreme and distorted conservative beliefs, and was very badly concealing the fact that they wanted to trick humans into meeting them in deserted fields to abduct, experiment on, and ultimately kill and eat them.
A lot of guys were surprisingly into the idea of meeting me. Everyone always laughed along and were like "hahaha, you're so funny. but seriously, can I talk to you like a real person whom I might stick my dick into?" and I would just be like, "YES I AM REAL PERSON! PLEASE DRIVE TO THESSE GPS COORDINATES AND WAIT IN FIELD I WIL COME TAKE YOU! YOU WILL DEFINEITLEY BE INSIDE ME SOON. I HOPE YOU LIKE TEETH."
It was a shame when I got banned, but I can't really complain since I was violating so many rules (my avatar was a pencil sketched alien blasting a stick figure into a skeleton with a ray gun, looking very bored).
sparkle sparkle, bitches