NO, Wife, i CANNOT come to dinner with your "parents" tonight, i HAVE to workshop "The Shower Puff Girls" into a SUCCESSFUL toot by 5PM or i won't meet my Clout quota for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!

alcohol, selfie 

what is this pattern. i am going Insane.

we have looked at:
- rugrats
- wear m out carpet
- cinema lobby 90s carpet
- lots of cartoon network 90s shows
- bus seats
- train seats
- fresh prince of bel air

and nobody can fuckign find it. Please End This Curse

food, intriguing 

this is a thing that i have in my bedroom. i do not know what possessed me to purchase it, but i paid real, actual money for this.

... *dabs*

look at the loud babies!!!!! ❤️ i'm so thrilled they picked dad's bird box this year

[SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES!!] - A Call To Memes 

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glitterkitten

sparkle sparkle, bitches