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apparently the most used porn search term in Oklahoma is "goth hospital" and I'm looking into that later
@jzs42069 I'm picturing one of these with cocktail shrimp bobbing in it
hey fediverse tell me the best insult you've ever heard
i just saw @Katarzyna use the phrase "shuddering trifle wombles" and i am completely in awe
@scribblefrog you are a reoccurring salesperson that sells incredibly powerful magic items that have a tendency to be extremely literal in what they do, like a potion that makes bugs go away by igniting your skin
@Excuse_haver For when you get caught and wanna go out with a bang:
@scribblefrog that's much better than a drug that makes you smell like a dog.
'the #enbymafia has been expecting you'
i turn around in my chair, revealing me petting a cute turtle.
"do u want some tea or something?"
hello i am Wholesome Potato Frog!! and my shitposting alter-ego is Asshole Radical Toad
sparkle sparkle, bitches