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Just according to Kotex

[translator's note: Kotex is a women's sanitary device]

A conservative family member is complaining about passive capital income and in this close to saying “is somewun gwumpy because they fouwnd out how capitawism works uWu”

thinking about doing some personal growth, as a bit

@jzs42069 I'm picturing one of these with cocktail shrimp bobbing in it

old me wasn't even me, twas a ruse, an elaborate and painful hoax, a ploy with living hour by hour in mind, you fools, you chunder goats, you shuddering trifle wombles

hey fediverse tell me the best insult you've ever heard

i just saw @Katarzyna use the phrase "shuddering trifle wombles" and i am completely in awe

@scribblefrog you are a reoccurring salesperson that sells incredibly powerful magic items that have a tendency to be extremely literal in what they do, like a potion that makes bugs go away by igniting your skin

[TL starts getting sad]

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in these divisive times, we can all agree on one thing: i am currently online enjoying my time

Me, after looking at what's going on on my home feed: You have entered the horn zone

Thinking bout being one of those flamboyant princes that only returns to their kingdom in its time of dire need

'the #enbymafia has been expecting you'
i turn around in my chair, revealing me petting a cute turtle.
"do u want some tea or something?"

@sophia one cum to rule them all and in the cummies, bind them

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