stinky pickle goblin @seafrog@glitterkitten.co.uk
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hello naughty children it's posting all the memes on my phone time
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emotions are Big and terrifying but so is the sea and i love her so it's probably going to be okay
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@seafrog dripping in magic you are
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@seafrog @breakfastgolem @finn You are a pickle goblin
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Detransitioning? No I'm retransitioning I'm double trans now
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@seafrog im a sick little freak who likes a dry pickle what can I say
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@pisscotheque GOD I dont even know who2 imagine
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*federates with your wifes instance*
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@seafrog @FrazzledBrynn @finn There will be no brineshaming here
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@seafrog this is a pro-brine household and having a lil sippy is normal if not encouraged 
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@seafrog THIS is where we differ sweet elise I tamp my pickles down on kitchen roll. your fuckin loose with the juice though babe jesus
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@seafrog pickle juice is Medieval sports drink. This is not a shitpost. At our local Renaissance festival we have a pickle man who roams around the fest pushing a wheelbarrow full of pickles and picklejuice. The brine replaces salts on a hot day. Roman soldiers drank vinegar for the same reason.
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@breakfastgolem @seafrog foul, awful
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@seafrog totally normal, I love pickle juice and sauerkraut juice!
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my partner thinks i am weird for drinking pickle juice. pls reassure him that i am very normal, thank's
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@seafrog what hath god wrought
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@Thomas i've had it up to here with your horny sea-posting
