stinky bastard man @seafrog@glitterkitten.co.uk

je suis pas bipède, je suis panpède
marche avec ses main et ses pieds

i have never made a decision in my life

at this stage i'll try anything

cute dick homie can i turn it into a credit card

the cool thing about being a mother now is that i can turn people into moths whenever i want

Just want to remind you all of the kinds of fucked up things your "vampire king" has said about our undersea friends smdh

my brother wrote about this incident for his 1st grade journal. he accidentally spelled 'guy' as 'gay' the whole story so somewhere we have a paper with "the gay was bad. my dad chased the gay until the other gays could come and help" scribbled in childs handwriting. iconic family tale.

every other day I must remind yall im hot

sir you cant vibe here. sir this is private property.

@dirt haters (dirt) are gonna say it (being prevented from breaking your neck) is fake

haters (torie) are gonna say it (me doing a backflip rn) is fake

rlly thought a bitch was brushing her teeth but i guess shes just posting in there, what else has she been lying about #openyoureyes

how do I unfollow myself

politician said internet word!! AWOOOGA!! what dances will my favourite actors do next?? what slurs will my favourite brand say?? BOIOIOING