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its like my brain has to lead my clueless ass away from the Tempting Chaotic Bastard Energy Reservoir and through a series of convoluted thought hoops before i can reach the Basic Sensory Input Readout that says "put on a fucking jumper"

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emotions are Big and terrifying but so is the sea and i love her so it's probably going to be okay

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covid-19, -- 

if all the flags of the world came to life and did combat on an island, i think Wales would have a distinct advantage. on account of the dragon.

what do you think, caller?

If I got isekai'd into a fantasy world I would want to be a dwarf. But like in the terraced Dwarven farming villages that produce the grog and wheat, not in the mountain/cave cities where they do all the forging and shit.

@tarzanboy you can go off and get your elf babes or whatever i'm gonna be in dwarftown making dwarfbeer

@seafrog slimy jim, slick jeff, moist jake, oozy jon, and gelatinous jeb

Hey so sales are kinda bad this month, at this rate I won't be able to pay my bills (like rent, or food for the creature I accidentally summoned)
If you like my art and want to help you can either:
- check out my shop anaisfae.art/shop
- toss me a coin ko-fi.com/anaisfae
- just boost this
Thanks a lot!

#mastoArt #CreativeToots

I have an idea for an epic April fools anti-prank. It's gonna be goood

Happy April fool's! I am a grump about most pranks, but 2 years ago my wife pulled this prank on our giant dog, and it's still the funniest thing ever

We got him a cat bed and he even tried to lay in it 😂
Afterward he was awarded with his actual new bed which was actually made for large dogs

sometimes i think about how technological society has reached a point where i can shoot a laser at things whenever i want and then i stop thinking about that because im too busy playing with a laser now

simulating social contact by listening to podcasts and then pausing the podcast so i can argue out loud with the person talking and then resuming the podcast

being called adjective or pluralised noun + common given name like legs jones or salty meg or w/e is an underappreciated aesthetic

if my neighbor doesn't do something about the low battery beep from their goddamn smoke detector i am going to phase shift through the fucking wall and seal that thing into an amulet where it can beep in the nega-zone for the next thousand years

we raised nearly $1200 for the domestic/sexual violence center on the rez.

I'm ngl I'm having a really rough day today, but this is helping to shake me of it, and i am beyond grateful to everyone who helped by boosting it, or who donated.

having a bday on april fools is the worst bc nobody believes its ur birthday LOL ....happy bday to me

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glitterkitten

sparkle sparkle, bitches