@seafrog dripping in magic you are
@seafrog @breakfastgolem @finn You are a pickle goblin
@seafrog im a sick little freak who likes a dry pickle what can I say
@pisscotheque GOD I dont even know who2 imagine
@seafrog @FrazzledBrynn @finn There will be no brineshaming here
@seafrog this is a pro-brine household and having a lil sippy is normal if not encouraged
@seafrog THIS is where we differ sweet elise I tamp my pickles down on kitchen roll. your fuckin loose with the juice though babe jesus
@ewankeep @seafrog also: switchel! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switchel
@seafrog pickle juice is Medieval sports drink. This is not a shitpost. At our local Renaissance festival we have a pickle man who roams around the fest pushing a wheelbarrow full of pickles and picklejuice. The brine replaces salts on a hot day. Roman soldiers drank vinegar for the same reason.
@breakfastgolem @seafrog foul, awful
@seafrog totally normal, I love pickle juice and sauerkraut juice!
@sweetmercury feet
@seafrog what hath god wrought
@Thomas i've had it up to here with your horny sea-posting