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here are the matching scarf n hat for my grandparents, where i learned to do lace & fairisle, and slippers for my partner & mother in law!!

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howdy howdy!! i have made a colouring page out of the witch and it is available for download for less than Β£2 c': she will also be a sticker soon!!!

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hello naughty children it's posting all the memes on my phone time

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emotions are Big and terrifying but so is the sea and i love her so it's probably going to be okay

@seafrog are you looking for something classic or new and spicy? because you can't go wrong with oh worm? or oath worm

wild that its been a year since i started this and we are still in lockdown

(yes i put it in a bag and forgot it existed shut up)

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there are wild green parakeets that just kinda coexist with the seagulls on this road and i am perpetually thrilled about it

choose wisely :) or else

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they don't call me doctor worm but if they did I wouldn't be mad about it

@myconidiosyncrasy ducks cannot comprehend our morality and thus free of sin

i have matured. i no longer want heart pupils and sharp teeth

men: can show nipples
women: cannot show nipples
nonbinary: only one tit allowed

selfie, no eye contact 

my hair is doing a thing today πŸ’« also finally got my fringe cut bc I couldn't see shit anymore and it was annoying as hell now it looks like I got a whole different haircut wild lmao

@seafrog tell me. if you were to climb up into the very heavens, do you think you would find your god up there? do you? no. you would find a little robot with a camera and an absolutely stacked ass. and mark my words: I am going to fuck it

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sparkle sparkle, bitches