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womens deodorant: hehe :blobblush: women dont sweat :blobkissblush: heres some cotton scented bullshit that does fuck all~~ 💃

mens deodorant: DO U WANT TO SMELL LIKE AN ASTHMA ATTACK

@seafrog gendered deodorant is such shit, just make me smell like a real smell is that so hard

@seafrog
-i wholeheartedly agree
-but sorry, mind tagging (cw) with partial caps next time?

@TPO100Cofficial i'm really sorry, i capslock quite a lot and am very likely to forget to cw it, i would advise not following/blocking/muting me if it's something that distresses you!! 💚💚

@seafrog i see! that's okay!!
while it doesn't bring me harm most of the time, i do have some friends who are a bit sensitive
...ah, heck, i feel kinda guilty boosting that toot now

@seafrog@glitterkitten.co.uk

mens deodorant: DO U WANT TO SMELL LIKE AN ASTHMA ATTACK

Axe deodorant smells like the fucking locker rooms in a gym full of sweaty fat people who haven't showered in a month.

The only men's deodorant I've ever tried that didn't smell like ass was Old Spice's regular deodorant.

@fristi axe smells SO overpowering, i fuckin hate it lmao!! all the popular girls at my school used to shower in it for some reason and it Killed me

also i am fat and i smell Lovely !! do not lump me in with Stinkers™

@seafrog so, you hate the deodorant market in general
@seafrog i dont even wear deodorant partly because the products are all useless, partly because i dont sweat much and if i do then i probably dont care about how i smell

@opal hahaha unfortunately i am a sweaty stinker if i do not, so i will continue in my search

@seafrog ...There's a reason we avoid putting on deodorant as much as possible. >,,>

We should look for non-stinky ones.

@seafrog years ago I couldn’t find my deodorant one morning so I just used my ex’s thinking ‘gender is bullshit anyway, I’m sure men’s deodorant is just fine’. The smell was so strong that I felt like I was being gassed by my armpits all day and I ended up with a headache

@dreadpirateyarr @seafrog I don't know how they make a deodorant that smells worse than body odour.
And my god the headaches from it are so bad.

@dreadpirateyarr @seafrog there's a weird perception that scent is girly stuff, but I have to look for my unperfumed deodorant in the women's section.

@seafrog unscented "mens" deodorant is the only way to go.

@seafrog @colon_three dont forget the extra carcinogens in womens deoderant! Dont you want to rub talc all over your pits ladies? Keeps you dry!!

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