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@finn There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea πŸ‘€

without downloading new pictures, describe your dick and balls using one image

I WAS BORN ON THIS HILL AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL BECAUSE I AM A COMMON SPECIES OF LARVA AND MOST OF US DON'T MAKE IT TO OUR PUPATION

@seafrog @jackdaw_ruiz seems like they just had a lot more piss related accidents back then. we've come a long way in the field of piss safety

EVERY TIME THEY USE THE WORD "TAINTED" IN A FANTASY NOVEL IT MEANS THAT THE THING IN QUESTION WAS RUBBED AGAINST MY TAINT, SPECIFICALLY, THIS IS A LONG AND ARDUOUS PROCESS AND I AM ALREADY WELL BOOKED INTO 2019 SO IF YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR FANTASY NOVEL TAINTED PLEASE DM ME FEET PICS AND I MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE AN ACCEPTION #FOSS #MASTODEV #FREEMARKET #FREEMARKETREACHAROUND #FREEMARKETHANDJOB

account searchers are the modern day bourgeoisie and us non-account searchers need to rise up

every person I've blocked is because I saw their feet and, just like wwhen you hear someone's voice in VC and start reading their posts in their voice, all I see when I them is their post tatooeed onto their juicy little sole, stepping on me

contacting my goblin past lives like in the last airbender

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glitterkitten

sparkle sparkle, bitches