Gonna get 'it's a fucking joke' tattooed on my forehead
@sophia And "FORE HEAD" on your knuckles to remind people where to look.
@sophia that wouldn't improve your chances of getting front-facing customer service jobs /s
@sophia you might be able to get an led screen shirt to just loop the right gifs
And when you announce to significant other "I'm pregnant" .......
@duffydack they'd know it was a joke, obvs