looking at lingerie and fetish clothing sites and wow there are a lot of sexy minion outfits available

the web was a mistake

Also if you wear a sexy cop outfit not sorry but it counts, ur a cop

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I was always a bit 'huhh??' about the mermaid stuff as a sex thing but then del toro showed that actually a lot of people want to fuck a fish and now it makes a lot more sense

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I'm meant to be looking for something for my birthday/anniversary and instead I'm looking at sexy fish costumes and pyjamas. Not saying I'm easily distracted or anything, but...

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tfw you're told the party theme is Under The Sea but you got that goth aesthetic to uphold (eye contact)

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I am told this is reminiscent of homestuck so I take it back, the only sexy clown allowed still remains Owen Gray

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@sophia yeah, that's not the right way to fuck the police

@loki that'd probably be awkward, I'm thinking more lounge around the house, I don't wear pjs for sleeping

@sophia finally they turned a kid's birthday cake into a sexy costume

@sophia That looks like sexy Homestuck and I'm not at all surprised it exists

@PublicChaffinch you would LOVE some of their costume stuff. So much is skeletons and skulls. It's I'm looking at atm

@PublicChaffinch skeleton pencil dresses galore especially, and in all lengths 💀
Everything I've ever bought from that site has been good in terms of sizing too

@sophia marshmallowmaximus does a convincing sexy clown too

@sophia A game to play: google "sexy <anything>" and see how many variants of hallowe'en costumes you find

@sophia I both want to and very much do NOT want to Google this!

@sophia I haven't.. but mainly because I have a 3 year old being a **** instead of going to bed!

Link to crochet minion fun 

@sophia this is what happens when you look for shark clothing on Etsy. You end up at sexy jaws crochet bikini, and then all the rest

Link to crochet minion fun 

@PublicChaffinch I am meant to be finding a birthday/anniversary thing I want and I'm looking at sexy fish costumes
The web has ruined us all

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