looking at lingerie and fetish clothing sites and wow there are a lot of sexy minion outfits available

the web was a mistake

Also if you wear a sexy cop outfit not sorry but it counts, ur a cop

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I was always a bit 'huhh??' about the mermaid stuff as a sex thing but then del toro showed that actually a lot of people want to fuck a fish and now it makes a lot more sense

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I'm meant to be looking for something for my birthday/anniversary and instead I'm looking at sexy fish costumes and pyjamas. Not saying I'm easily distracted or anything, but...

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tfw you're told the party theme is Under The Sea but you got that goth aesthetic to uphold (eye contact)

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@PublicChaffinch you would LOVE some of their costume stuff. So much is skeletons and skulls. It's spicylingerie.com I'm looking at atm

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@PublicChaffinch skeleton pencil dresses galore especially, and in all lengths 💀
Everything I've ever bought from that site has been good in terms of sizing too

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