90% of troubleshooting computers is telling them to go fuck themselves.

@sophia i can do that myself smh why do i need to pay a technician 🙄

Worst I ever had was a woman whose sound wasn't working. Went through everything. She assured me several times her headphones were plugged in, even told her to check.

After a while I asked her to pull on the cord and see what happened, just keep pulling on it... Lo and behold... 😬

Found the professional sys admin.

(and the other 10% is knowing how to use google)

@sophia SHHHH, My wife thinks I'm a miracle worker, don't give away all our secrets.

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