90% of troubleshooting computers is telling them to go fuck themselves.
@sophia i can do that myself smh why do i need to pay a technician 🙄
Worst I ever had was a woman whose sound wasn't working. Went through everything. She assured me several times her headphones were plugged in, even told her to check.
After a while I asked her to pull on the cord and see what happened, just keep pulling on it... Lo and behold... 😬
@sophia …while smiling
@sophia highly accurate
Found the professional sys admin.
(and the other 10% is knowing how to use google)
@sophia Truer words have never been spoken.
@sophia SHHHH, My wife thinks I'm a miracle worker, don't give away all our secrets.
sparkle sparkle, bitches