Good evening to everyone following me for insightful social commentary only to find it's mostly just cum jokes
Seems like a relative's even split, though I may be confusing one for the other.
Jizz is a data format
@sophia one cum to rule them all and in the cummies, bind them
@sophia everyone on Mastodon is the Monty Python milkman sketch except that instead of being locked in a room with a bunch of other milkmen the entire house is full of shitposts
@sophia you make insightful social commentary? I feel cheated.
@zacbir Extremely rare
@lmsvater Arch Linux is a type of soup
@sophia i used to give these warnings all the time and then i decided, fuck it, if they don't know,,
@sophia I’m here for both
@sophia saw that note. Didn't get it. Wasn't funny
@transflux good thing comedy is subjective
@sophia like all beautiful things. I just imagined Humor wouldn't be subjective. We all would habe died from that monty python joke. Every new joke fits into a metric. Maybe there wouldn't be any point in making jokes at all!
sparkle sparkle, bitches