Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cum is a soup
So are you.


@hanny how quickly you faved this is a testament to your brand

@sophia my computer has a special notification sound for when someone says that cum is a type of soup

@hanny @sophia I'm literally buying soup right now, do I see cum? Nope. Sainsburys is on my shitlist

@PublicChaffinch @sophia i have to get up at the break of dawn, carry out backbreaking labour, but the soup is worth it

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