being good with computers is just about being flustered while saying 'fuck' a lot in a way that signals no one should approach you, then googling it
@sophia can confirm, am good with computers
@00dani it's a real art form
@sophia and not telling anyone that actually turning it off and on again fixes 99% of problems
@007 can't help but think if users actually listened to the meme and could figure out how to put paper in a goddamn printer half of tech support folks would be out of a job
@sophia Aah, but by that time, someone will have put together a script that toggles the caps lock key randomly, while on the login screen
@syrinx could be a saving grace
For maximum effect, threaten the inanimate object with bodily harm and swear at it loud enough for your neighbors to hear you.
@sophia Oh my god it's so true.
@sophia I don't understand why people have so much trouble with computers because this is literally the method every expert uses
@sophia I have no idea how we managed it before www and search engines. I vaguely recall long phone calls to international vendors and strong alcohol. Oh and saying fuck repeatedly.
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