As Easter is coming up, I'd like to take a moment to say that bunnies are cute but also huge dickheads. They're rarely docile and cuddly and will absolutely destroy everything you love.
They live 10+ years, cost as much as a dog, and need a lot of time and attention. 75% of rabbits in the UK are neglected and many bought at Easter don't even make it to a year old.
Know what you're getting into, or stick with chocolate. http://bunny.nipple.solutions
Ruining bunnies for everyone is one of the strongest parts of my brand, I'm v proud
@sophia Bunny Nipple Solutions, huh.
@anarchiv and are there any bunny nipple problems? Nope. We excel here at nipple solutions, for all your nipple needs.
@sophia I'm not an expert on bunny nipples but I'll trust you on this.
@sophia Also they eat their own partially digested poop (they're supposed to as part of normal digestion). If you want a bunny because you think it's cute, reconsider whether you will still think it's cute after watching it eat shit every day.
@activationfxn then try to lick your face
@sophia Twenty seven years ago, my future sister-in-law's mini-lop leapt up from the ground and almost bit off my left nipple.
Bunnies are trouble.
@mwlucas lmao the smaller they are the worse they seem to be too!
Yeah, but how do they taste anyways?…
@amiloradovsky ha ha your pets are food i am so witty and original
Well, actually not, that's why I'm asking, just in case…
I still can't get over the fact that people buy them because of holidays!
adopting an animal is a serious commitment!
@sophia I always toy with getting a rabbit but I know I don't have the time really so instead I look at rabbit photos and come up with names.
@sophia nice domain homie
Yep, knowing what you're getting into is important, impulse buying pets is never a good idea.
I really want a bunny some day, but I did enough research to determine I'm not in a place to have one yet and I'll have to wait. (Which apparently even dream-me has accepted, given I had a dream last night about rescuing a bunny and finding her a new home bc I couldn't keep her.)
@calv they're lovely and I adore them but I am never ever having one again. We've got a brain debated staffy and hyperactive puppy and the bunnies are more work
@sophia pets are less regulated than cars and they're living beings!
@FimbulFlower yeah, you can just get a bunny from a pet store, no vetting to see if you know what you're doing. Most pet stores don't know/can't advise properly 😬
Definitely same with chickens or ducks.
@sophia we as a society need to move beyond the idea of pets as surprise gifts, it's terrible to treat animals as items that can be given or taken at will
@sophia i emphatically agree with every word of this accurate statement
sparkle sparkle, bitches