As Easter is coming up, I'd like to take a moment to say that bunnies are cute but also huge dickheads. They're rarely docile and cuddly and will absolutely destroy everything you love.

They live 10+ years, cost as much as a dog, and need a lot of time and attention. 75% of rabbits in the UK are neglected and many bought at Easter don't even make it to a year old.

Know what you're getting into, or stick with chocolate.


Ruining bunnies for everyone is one of the strongest parts of my brand, I'm v proud

@ben @sophia the way to fit those two things together is of course lynnesbian

@sophia Twenty seven years ago, my future sister-in-law's mini-lop leapt up from the ground and almost bit off my left nipple.

Bunnies are trouble.

@mwlucas @sophia one of my class mates had lost part a finger to a bunny that did not appreciate his attention.

Well, actually not, that's why I'm asking, just in case…

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