@sophia Hey Sophia! Would you be interested in collaborating with us to promote Mastodon Mint Tea(TM)? We only use natural ingredients with the most lols to truly “BOOST” :awesome_rotate: your mood throughout your day.

@sophia lmao I can definitely imagine that because *turns to camera* New Mastodon Hand Cuffs(TM), specially made from a new metal alloy to prevent any unsolicited body rash from any metal allergies!

@sophia "we would like to turn you into a commodity!" oh gee thanks

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