Starting to get the hang of Instagram
@sophia Hey Sophia! Would you be interested in collaborating with us to promote Mastodon Mint Tea(TM)? We only use natural ingredients with the most lols to truly “BOOST” your mood throughout your day.
@yo oh god can you imagine them trying it here
@sophia lmao I can definitely imagine that because *turns to camera* New Mastodon Hand Cuffs(TM), specially made from a new metal alloy to prevent any unsolicited body rash from any metal allergies!
@sophia "we would like to turn you into a commodity!" oh gee thanks
@amydentata absolute parasites
sparkle sparkle, bitches