Love to be repeatedly called Sophie by customer service who are staring right at my name
@sophia is it the coffee thing shop?
@gordon nope, actual customer service
@sophia "I'm sorry, I have a disease where I can't read vowels, so I just have to guess. I called that last guy Aagan"
@sophia I think my "favourite" version of this is a colleague who's surname was Rennie and got called Renée as if that was her first name for a whole 15 minute call
@sophia I'm waiting for someone to mispronounce my name as 'brine'
sparkle sparkle, bitches