Make yourself popular on the fedi by mass following people and posting nothing but heaps of content you've stolen from twitter users. It's bound to work!
@uncletrunks Yep. Brand building innit, same as all those damn animal marketing accounts on the bird site
this is going to be my Mastodoon strategy from now on
@BadCarrot Good luck and Godspeed
also, pick a username associated with the pro-slavery military of the US civil war, nobody on masto notices these things :D
@sophia hey y'all smash that follow button if you want to see photos of british swans and ducks that i definitely took by myself
sparkle sparkle, bitches