Make yourself popular on the fedi by mass following people and posting nothing but heaps of content you've stolen from twitter users. It's bound to work!

@sophia the cool part is these people always pivot to plugging sponsorships so even if she succeeds she'll get banned like immediately

@uncletrunks Yep. Brand building innit, same as all those damn animal marketing accounts on the bird site

this is going to be my Mastodoon strategy from now on


also, pick a username associated with the pro-slavery military of the US civil war, nobody on masto notices these things :D

@sophia hey y'all smash that follow button if you want to see photos of british swans and ducks that i definitely took by myself

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