This is ART
What can you spend eco on? WELL
This is a real thing made by one of the guys behind uber. I could not make this up if you gave me a fucking lifetime to work on it
How does it all work, you ask?
Wait hold up I own two trees but if every tree is an ECO doesn't that mean they own all trees ever
Am I bringing up other people's currency
Fuckin gall of capitalist tech bro wankers
@sophia i'm surprised that they don't describe the intentional devaluing of their currency by planting trees as "quantitative treesing"
@sophia going without meat for... a little under a week: exactly as good as installing solar panels
@BestGirlGrace someone would have to be with you to make sure you don't cheat, mind
@sophia I threw a brick at an oil exec and now I'm owed ten million ecobucks. the computers needed to mine all of it are causing more climate change than ever. I tell them to stop, and now I'm owed even more
@sophia This definitely seems like it was birthed at a "jam pad"
@sophia this is a goldmine O_O
@sophia this just looks like capitalism with extra steps.
@sophia just saw “tree owner” in your name and I cackled 🤣
@moritzheiber I have precisely 1 (one) tree and dammit I will flaunt my eco
@sophia WE‘RE LOUD, WE‘RE PROUD, GET USED TO IT!
@sophia yes... a closed system, no contingencies. brilliant
Well that clears everything up.
@sophia I honestly don't even have words.
@sophia If you don't stop with this nonsense I'm going to blockchain myself to a tree
@lastfuture how many eco coin do you get for that
@sophia a pinus rigida
@sophia please tell me it's a meme
@sophia "If you are a tree owner" is an incredibly funny phrase to me
doubly so because that's not some buzzword, they're talking about the wood things
@BestGirlGrace I own a tree and would like to know when it will beginning paying its own way so I can go to the cinema
@sophia finally, no more freeloading trees AND I can cancel moviepass
@sophia somebody somewhere: "this could work"
@sophia "every ECO coin in circulation is backed by a tree"
@sophia wtf-ing my way through this
@sophia which 50% of a roadster do I get? And of course their goto car is a tesla 😂
@sophia pouring my gas into round containers so it's more circular and thus better for the eco-economy
@sophia that must be the least fun secret bar and club
@sophia I'm dying
@jack this is the result of someone introducing their head to their colon and calling it a green initiative
@jack that this tech brain genius has his head up his ass?
ecocoin, capitalist nonsense
I assume that "each ECO coin is backed by a tree" means that I can actually redeem them for trees somewhere. That's what backing means in this context, right?
Did they just effectively claim ownership of *every tree on Earth*?
@sophia my eyes opened so wide that when i physically recoiled they fell out onto my phone and landed sqarely on fave and boost
@sophia My brain hurts, this is amazing. Thanks I lovehate it so much
sparkle sparkle, bitches