@mal how do I use the Microsoft store on my iPhone
@sophia most cursed thing I have read today
@bksp thank you
I assume this was not as a serious question as I read it, but just for the record: if you want something that feels like "Linux" on an android phone then you should try: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.termux
And also for the record: you actually use Linux on an Android phone, as every Android uses Linux as its Kernel. So what you are actually are looking (I assume so) for is something that is more alike to a GNU environment than an Android environment.
sparkle sparkle, bitches