WELL, ACTUALLY... ·

ACCORDING TO JORDAN PETERSON... ·

WHITE GENOCIDE IS REAL, HELEN. STOP LAUGHING ·

WOMEN JUST AREN'T CUT OUT FOR SCIENCE, TRACY. YOUR PHD PROVES NOTHING ·

ACTUALLY, BITCOIN IS A SOUND FINANCIAL INVESTMENT AND MORE STABLE THAN MOST CURRENCIES ·

CIS IS A SLUR, HOW DARE YOU TELL ME I IDENTIFY WITH THE GENDER I WAS NAMED AT BIRTH THIS IS MISOGYNY AND HATE CRIME ·

IT'S NOT 'JUST MILKSHAKE', KEVIN. IT'S BIGOTRY. WHAT ABOUT FREE SPEECH?!?! ·

NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THAT

BUT I'M A NICE GUY

PUTTING WOMEN IN STAR WARS IS SJW CRAP, EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NO WOMEN IN SPACE

WHAT ABOUT THE MEN, TRACY?? HMM?

BTW I USE ARCH

YOU SHOULD TRY ALUMINUM STRAWS INSTEAD OF PLASTIC

WHY WON'T YOU RESPOND TO MY DM, SUSAN? I JUST WANT TO TALK

YOU SHOULD TRY YOGA AND EAT SOME KALE, MY AUNT HAD ARTHRITIS AND NOW SHE'S CURED

HAVE YOU TRIED STRENGTHENING YOUR CORE MUSCLES

YOU'D BE PRETTY IF YOU SMILED MORE

MAKE UP IS FALSE ADVERTISING, JANET

@sophia Honestly, that picture is pure gold

@moritzheiber i didn't realise it was a baby at first, it just looked like it was yelling at the other one for no reason and I couldn't stop laughing. I scared it off twice with it

@sophia @moritzheiber ahhh I immediately knew it was a baby because that pink mouth and I LOVE these pictures. Don’t you love how completely and utterly done the parent is with feeding this thing

@Sacchan @moritzheiber there were three of them and she seemed so completely fucked off, it was hilarious. They just kept screaming at her as she calmly walked off

@sophia @moritzheiber The “done with this shit, actively trying to escape” phase of bird parenthood

@sophia That thread omg XDDD

@sophia 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sophia
Hahaha awesome!
U made my day, thanks. 👍

Also, nice pics. 👀

@Qanno thank you

@sophia everything is perfect but Tracy not giving a fuck is def my favourite part

@sophia this thread is an insult to crows

@courtney I guess it's a good job they're ravens then

@sophia crow erasure

@courtney
HAHA CROWS, CHIRPY BASTARDS

@sophia dem shouty bois

@anarchiv i love them

@sophia me too, but they need to watch their beaks

@sophia pls leave ravens out of this -_-

@Ambraven too late for that, I think

@sophia I see that "

@sophia what did this one specific corvid do to you for you to mock them in this manner

@RedFuture they are my family now so i am allowed

@sophia

Creature Comforts

so good

@sophia I'd recommend you to watch “Night Watch” https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403358/

@sophia this thread is hilarious but a cw on terf stuff is appreciated ❤

@sophia

Buttcoin™

@xenophora I'm all for butt stuff but that sounds uncomfortable

@sophia @xenophora it's the newest coinslot in style rn

@sophia

There was a corner of Bosch's Garden Of Earthly Delights triptych (Hell, natch) where a greedy shade was sentenced to an eternity of pooping out their own wealth coin by coin. Just another example of how an Arts education has unambiguously enriched my life. :P

@sophia why is this so many of my coworkers

@sophia Can I just take a moment to remind you that I love you?

@slightlyflightyone ❤️

@sophia I'm crying

@sophia STAHP! AM DYING!