"Hey look we're a MASSIVE federated fork of masto, with our user base of long abandoned accounts that we've imported to inflate numbers so investors don't tell us to fuck off"
@sophia yeah there is no way they are already the most popular instance. Pawoo is probably 10 times more active then they are.
@sophia LOL, wooooooooo
@sophia Don't forget running a script to generate fake, empty accounts.
@sophia tempted to set up https://you-think-your-fake-numbers-are-impressive.well-this-instance-contains-all-living-humans.lubar.me and by tempted I mean I already have
sparkle sparkle, bitches