@jackdaw_ruiz it's only because my husband just claimed the mantle so as to be the biggest fence sitter imaginable.
Fair play tho he plays the part well. Doesn't use the Internet beyond using it look things up on Google or to do polling 🙄
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@jackdaw_ruiz @zenhob @sophia now, when I present this picture to you, what do you think.
yes, it is a large shirt, isn't it
@bryceyoungquist @zenhob @sophia
fucking cracking up at this.
@jackdaw_ruiz @bryceyoungquist @sophia I don’t get it :(
@jackdaw_ruiz I show them to him proudly and he looks at me very confused and goes back to playing candy crush
@sophia @jackdaw_ruiz I explained turban sage to my husband and my non-online friend this weekend and they both thought it was very funny
@Pixley @sophia @jackdaw_ruiz help what is turban sage
@Pixley @jackdaw_ruiz I think the purest example I have of my husband not getting it is I once had to explain dick butt to him and he did not understand.
"its a dick with a butt"
"ok but why"
???
He likes the never ending bofas and foss dunks tho
@jackdaw_ruiz @sophia I wish this experiment was really happening and I could get my partner there, because omg
print out binders of the best toots to take back to the east coast with you and present them in hardcopy format.
@jackdaw_ruiz @sophia wait, are you saying "our worst memes" = "the best toots"? because, uh
@sophia
i would like to gather up the very-offline partners of some people here, like your husband and Karen's and any other significant other that eschews the weird internet.
and then i'd like to have a roundtable discussion with them where i present slides of our worst memes to get their impressions.