Pls welcome newest morning crew recruit @Steveofftheinternet
Also big 'sup to India, great to see you here 😎
@sophia i'm from Ind, but i can hardly figure my way out here !
@inspired_loser you'll get there, just takes a little time to get used to the differences 😊
@sophia @inspired_loser yeah. in no time you'll be getting rickrolled by sophia just like everyone else here!
@sophia @Steveofftheinternet goop mornin!
@FrazzledBrynn @Steveofftheinternet goop morning is when I get the wrong idea about how to cook eggs from listening to gwyneth paltrow
@sophia @FrazzledBrynn @Steveofftheinternet Oh God lmao
@diffractie @FrazzledBrynn @Steveofftheinternet god is long gone, my friend
@sophia @FrazzledBrynn steamed eggs, I guess
@sophia @Steveofftheinternet Can you crack an egg down there without getting egg shell into the cake mix tho
@FrazzledBrynn @Steveofftheinternet new kegel challenge
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@sophia @FrazzledBrynn @Steveofftheinternet "Amazing how you can even separate out the egg white!""Nah, I ran out of eggs and I'm just really wet rn"
@diffractie @FrazzledBrynn @Steveofftheinternet I wonder what the salmonella risk is
@sophia @diffractie @Steveofftheinternet or whether you can make meringue out of it
@FrazzledBrynn @diffractie @Steveofftheinternet this entire thread is cursed
@sophia @diffractie @Steveofftheinternet a proper introduction to mastodon
@FrazzledBrynn @sophia @diffractie I've never felt more like I belong somewhere
sparkle sparkle, bitches