@sophia i'm from Ind, but i can hardly figure my way out here !

@inspired_loser you'll get there, just takes a little time to get used to the differences 😊

@sophia @inspired_loser yeah. in no time you'll be getting rickrolled by sophia just like everyone else here!

@FrazzledBrynn @Steveofftheinternet goop morning is when I get the wrong idea about how to cook eggs from listening to gwyneth paltrow

@sophia @Steveofftheinternet Can you crack an egg down there without getting egg shell into the cake mix tho

Just lewd and gross at this point 

@sophia @FrazzledBrynn @Steveofftheinternet "Amazing how you can even separate out the egg white!"
"Nah, I ran out of eggs and I'm just really wet rn"

Just lewd and gross at this point 

@sophia @diffractie @Steveofftheinternet or whether you can make meringue out of it

Just lewd and gross at this point 

@sophia @diffractie @Steveofftheinternet a proper introduction to mastodon

Just lewd and gross at this point 

@FrazzledBrynn @sophia @diffractie
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