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You: traditional Christmas tree, lights, tinsel, stars, garlands, very festive
Me:

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My mum has now seen this and her entire response is 'ok? ??'

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@sophia that sounds like an unmitigated win? ??

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@sophia This is so odd, not because you have a lifesize Danny Devito cardboard cutout which I'm totally chill about but because my brother also has one and has dressed it up and now I just feel left out of the loop entirely haha

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@sophia @Shrigglepuss We need to spread this as a tradition.

Just completely confuse future generations.

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@Shrigglepuss @sophia my friend has a lifesize ed miliband and it freaks me out every time i leave her bathroom, since he's positioned right there outside the door

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