People keep saying the "moon landing" is real.
To those people I say liar!
You can't just invent the "moon" and expect everyone to believe in it. There is absolutely no evidence to suggest this "moon" is real. We're not fools.
@sophia The former UN general secretary, Ban Ki-moon, strongly disagrees.
@herzmut fake, you can't fool me
@sophia then how do you explain werewolves??
@meena hormone cycles and a horniness for sky lamps
@sophia i have many feelings for the moon, and i wouldn't simply call those feelings "horny"!
@sophia really it's just a half-finished bat signal.
@sophia I know this is just an ironic shitpost, but there are people who genuinely believe the moon isn't real.
One example of this was on a daytime TV thing I saw one time. You know, one of those "debates" where they get a crank to talk to a scientist, as if their views are somehow deserving of equal weight.
Anyway, the crank was a moon landing denier. When asked what exactly he meant when he suggested the moon wasn't real, he just said "the moon is a luminary" as if that explained things perfectly and suddenly everything made sense.
It wasn't brought up again. Probably no one had the energy to bother with that nonsense.
@Sylvhem I had the same reaction. But it's true. And no, I don't understand it either.
@InvaderXan Some people are a true mystery.
@Sylvhem Yeah. It's maybe best not to try and understand.
@InvaderXan I know, God help us all
@sophia the planet moon
@sophia if the moon isn't real how did US astronauts bring centerfolds to it
@sophia the moon is real. People on the other hand... "I think therefore I am," that's all the proof I need.
@sophia Everybody knows the moon is just the same bulb used for the sun, but with the dimmer turned down.
sparkle sparkle, bitches