How did so much of my social circle become doctors
For every new person I get to know its like two doctors pop up to ensure there's an untold ratio continuing
@sophia It must be a fundamental law
@sophia it's pretty easy. even I'm a doctor
@CartoonBangover I have absolutely no idea if you're serious or not.
The beauty of Mastadon.
@sophia you know the doctor that keeps telling patients to go see Pagliacci? that's me
@sophia "I'm not a doctor, I just play one on the fed-i-verse"
(Holy shit my phone just autocorrected that last word and it's amazing)
I'm not a doctor. Have you tried essential oils?
sparkle sparkle, bitches