thot crime @sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk

I would fight wars for them 🖤

The profile pic of every 20 year old 'nice guy' writer and musician who wants to look thoughtful and sincere because maybe that one emo chick who doesn't appreciate him will notice

The mum just looks absolutely fucking done with everything

Ravenposting time. This lil comrade emerged with a swan feather this morning, seemed mega pleased with itself about it #birbposting

*chirp* ·

Remember I mentioned there were new teeny mandarin ducklings? WELL ·

Hi I'm adorable (eye contact)

They put up press releases too (birdsite)

This is a thing of beauty. The met police Twitter account got hacked

Cats (2019)

hi #FineFemmeFriday (lewd, eye contact)

"Your t-shirt is spelt wrong"
"No it isn't"
"Yeah it is"
"No it isn't, I've been a fan since I was a kid I think I know how it's spelt"
"Are you sure you're a fan? Name a song on their first album"
"Everlong"

Htf can you not figure out you're being trolled

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we just don't know ·

lookin for pebbles and twigs ·

~majestic ·

Partner in crime ·

Criminal Behaviour Order in waiting ·

Swan Yells At Own Ass ·