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hate to brag, but i could easily dunk a basketball if i had way more size and athleticism

A Sesame St. Spoof of "Rear Window" would actually make a lot of sense. Sadly, they never did one.

But according to the Wiki, they've done other Hitchcock spoofs. This screenshot right here is amazing.

why would you memorize more pi digits than 3.14 when your brain has finite capacity to retain more valuable information, such as the entirety of self agency's wikipedia page

To get horny or go to sleep
Decisions are hard

I'd like to take a moment to pay some respect and admiration to our Lord and saviour, Richard M Stallman. Many thank's.

Countdown to the next meme to dominate the tl, cumming from weird places into someone's ass

Asking for the TL to go faster when the shitposters are awake is taking a risk

rainbows are just the sky's way of saying 'im gay'

In case you too had never thought about what baby ostriches looked like

On disability and unintended, dehumanizing ableism behind some common compliments and advice.

I am not here to inspire you.

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sparkle sparkle, bitches