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The dehumidifier is finally here and I can't run it because the house is too wet lmao kill me

The humidity is outside safe operating levels by 8% 🙄

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I can't stop reading the www.ecocoin.com white paper. Honestly how are we supposed to satirize corporate tech bros when they roast themselves so comprehensively with their own ideas like this

If this weren't real it would truly be the Mona Lisa of tech satire

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I love that is instead of proprietary. It's great to be able to use so many apps on my phone with the play store. especially is a great app that's so open to everyone.

I love FOSS

The dehumidifier still isn't here and everything feels wet in a very not-sexy way 😔

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i am adding everyone who boosts this luigi toot to my blocklist ^

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youve been hecked by

youve been borked by

a smol criminal

Pet loss 

Pet loss 

pet death 

pet dead 

-, pet illness 

-, whining about the weather 

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:drake_dislike: feet
:drake_like: shoes

I'd do anything for a nice pair of lace up ballet boots :leather_boots:

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ME, AT WORK: Let me get on Mastodon, I bet everyone's having some conversations I should be reading while here

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glitterkitten

sparkle sparkle, bitches