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If I wasn't expecting it? Fuck you I'll get your website taken down

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Phishing and spam are when you post a joke video on a social media website.

#ff literally anybody on the instance.

Needed Tasty Soup out of her house so I could clean it out but she wouldn't budge.
Put a 2l bottle of water out in the middle of the room and success within seconds.

That bunny is incapable of resisting the urge to knock bottles over. °

Hello everybody and welcome to Mastodon!
I know it can be a little confusing at first. But don't worry, it's great and not that complicated to use once you learned the basics.
So here are some tips for helping you to get started.

imagine thinking people who are cutesy and kind and gentle are "naive" and not like, freakishly powerful for existing in this world for more than 6 years and not becoming cynical and miserable

Wow, what a beautiful response from the community. Thank you! I tried to make sure I got diverse opinions for interviews and didn't give up, I'm very grateful for your kind words.

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@sophia that quote from Bill Gates really hit hard in the feels

@sophia So cool that you got a direct quote from Eugen for this video!

@sophia wow. Even as a long time Mastodon user I gained amazing insights into our history. Thank you so much for this video! ✨

Brings a tear to my eye that such a magical place with such a rich history can exist in a backdrop of what centralised services have become, I love you all

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As we have so many new faces on the fediverse in recent days I would like to take a moment to share with you the history of this place and what makes it so special as a community. ♥ 💖

I've no idea what I'm supposed to do here but I've followed two Garfield shitposting accounts and regret nothing

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sparkle sparkle, bitches